150+ Latest Funny Shayari in English 2025

Laughter is the best therapy, and what better way to spread joy than through Funny Shayari! Funny Shayari in English is a delightful blend of wit, humor, and poetic charm that brings a smile to everyone’s face. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood, tease a friend playfully, or simply enjoy a good laugh, these humorous couplets offer the perfect dose of entertainment. From clever one-liners to sarcastic punchlines, Funny Shayari captures everyday moments in the most amusing way.

In this post, we’ve curated a collection of hilarious shayaris that are sure to tickle your funny bone and uplift your spirits. Get ready to laugh out loud!

Kaise Mumakin Tha Kisi Dava Se Ilaaj Ghalib 
Ishk Ka Rog Tha Maan Ki Chappal Se Hee Aaraam Aaya.

Meri Mohabbaton Ka Kuch to Khyaal Kar 
Main Udaas Hoon Mujhe Video Call Kar.

Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko 
Tum Mujhse Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko.

Main Pyaar Likhta Raha Wo Pyaaz Padhti Rahi
Ek Nuktay Ne Meri Mohabbat Ka Saalan Bana Dala.

Kis Kis Ka Naam Len Apni Barbaadi Mein 
Bahut Log Aaye the Duayen Dene Shaadi Mein.

Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chhai Hai 
Aaj Phir Toone Girlfriend Se Maar Khai Hai 
Magar Is mein Teri Galti Nahin Hai Dost 
Tu Shakal Se Lagta Kaaloo Halvai Hai.

Jali Ko Aag Kehte Hain Bujhi Ko Raakh Kehte Hain 
Aur Jo Mere Doston Ke Paas Nahi Hai Usy Dimaag Kehte Hain.

Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye 
Na Mujhe Jamaane Se Koi Aas Hai 
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilva De 
Mujhe Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai.

Aapki Dosti Ki Roshni Aesi Hai 
Har Taraf Ujaala Hee Nazar Aaya Hai 
Sochta Hoon Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Doon 
Aur Aapko Deevaar Par Latka Doon.

Hava Ka Jhonka Aaya Teri Khushboo Saath Laya 
Main Samajh Gaya Ki Tu aaj Phir Nahin Nahaya.

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Aankhen Matar, Gaal Tamaatar, Naak Ho Jaise Bhindi 
Tum Mere Friend Ho Ya Koi Sabji Mandi.

Mat Kar Mere Dost Hasinao Se Muhabbat 
Vo to Aankhon Se Vaar Karti Hain. 
Maine Teri Wali Ki Aankhon Mein Bhi Dekha 
Vo to Mujhse Bhi Pyaar Karti Hai.

Dosti Ko Bade Pyaar Se Nibhaenge 
Koshish Rahegi Tujhe Na Satayenge 
Kabhi Pasand Na Aaye Mera Saath to Bata Dena 
Gin Bhi Na Paoge Itne Thappad Lagaenge.

Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina
Wah Wah Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge 
Made in China Made in China.

Chadh Gaya Na Bukhaar, Lag Gaee Nazar Zamaane Ki 
Kya Zaroorat Thi Tumhen Aaj, Itne Dinon Baad Nahaane Ki.

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Heer Ro Ro Kar Raanjhe Se Kah Rahi Hai 
Haath Chhod Kameene Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.

Woh Maza Nahin Duniya Ke Kisee Kone Mein
Jo Maza Hai Subah Uthkar Phir Se Sone Mein.

Kal Jab Mile the Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound 
Aaj Mile to Kehte Hai Your File Not Found.

Laakhon Honge Nigah Mein Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo 
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pe Kabhi to Double Click Karo.

Samandar Se Keh Do Apni Maujen Sambhaal Ke Rakhe 
Zindagi Mein Toophaan Laane Ke Lie BV Hee Kafi Hai.

Chaahti Hai Vo Hamase Aesi Chaahat Ka Vaada 
Jaise 5₹ Wala Vim Baar Ghule Kam Aur Chale Ziada.

Ishq Ki Aag Mein Jalkar Khaak Na Ho Jao
Inbox Mein Utna Hee Ghuso Ke Block Na Ho Jao.

Tu Tik Tok Ki Rani Mai Facebook Ka Raja 
Milna Hai to Whatsapp Par Aaja.

Agar Tum Mujhse Roothogi to Bataoon Kaise Manaoonga 
Aakar Tere Paas Ek Kaan Ke Neeche Lagaoonga.

Zindagi Khoobsurat Hai Muskura Deejiye 
Agar Koi Tang Kare to Chamaat Maar Deejiye.

Usne Kaha Mere Ishq Mein Tum Fana Ho Jao 
Maine Kaha Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai Tum Dafa Ho Jao. 

Ham Unke Ishq Mein Is Kadar Chot Khae Hue Hain 
Kal Baap Peet kar Gaya Tha Aaj Bhai Aae Hue Hain.

Dil Ki Tamanna Hai Tujhe Palkon Par Bithaoon 
Par Tu 72 Kilo Ki Hai Dil Ko Kaise Samjhaoon. 

Zaamane Ke Dar Se Teri Tasveer 
Toilet Mein Chhupa Rakhi Hai
Deedar Ho Tera Bar Bar Iss Liye 
Julaab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai.

Aapki Soorat Mere Dil Mein Aese Bas Gayi Hai 
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaze Mein Bhains Phans Gayi Hai.

Tere Chehare Pe Nahin Mobile Pe Bas Nazar Hai Meri
Time Paas Ke Liye Too Nahin Pubg Jaruri Hai Meri.

Aaj Kal Tum Muskuraati Bahut Ho 
Mere Dil Ko Bhaati Bahut Ho 
Dil Karta Hai Le Jaun Tumhe Dinner Par 
Par Suna Hai Tum Khaati Bahut Ho.

Dekha Tujhe to Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Vo Bhi Puri Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Vo Log Jo Kehte Hain Ke
Chimpanzi Ki Aakhri Nasal Kahin Kho Gayi.

Mat Dhoondho Mujhe Is Duniya Ki Tanhai Mein 
Thand Bahut Hai Main Yahi Hoon Apni Rajai Mein.

Aankhon Mein Nami Thi 
Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi 
Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki Vo
Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi.

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Uska Anjaam Dekh Lo 
Phir Bhi Samajh Mein Na Aae to 
Gajni Aur Tere Naam Dekh Lo.

Gujaroonga Teri Gali Se Ab Gadhe Lekar Kyun ke 
Tere Nakhron Ke Bojh Mujhse Ab Uthae Nahin Jaate.

Na Kisi Ke Gam Mein Rote Hain Aur 
Na Kisi Ki Yaad Mein Khote Hain 
Ham to Singal Log Hain Janab 
1.5 Gb Khatam Karake Hee Sote Hain.

Vo Aai Thee Meri Kabar Par Diya Jalaane Ke Lie 
Rakha Hua Phool Bhi Le Gai Doosare Wale Ko Pataane Ke Lie.

Aapki Smile Ne Saara System Hila Diya 
Koma Se Jaage Mareej Ko Permanent Sula Diya.